Silly Aussie Dad Jokes

Father's Day is coming up, and what better way to show your dad how much you love him than with a funny Aussie dad joke? We've got a wide selection of jokes to choose from, so you're sure to find the perfect one for your dad. And if you really want to make him laugh, order him a funny dad jokes t-shirt!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the kangaroo cross the road? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was nailed to the fence.

What do you call a kangaroo with no tail? A hopless case.

Why did the emu cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a kangaroo that's been in a fight? A bruised roo.

What do you call a kangaroo with no eyes? A pouch potato.

What do you call a boomerang that comes back with beer? A good boomerang.

Why did the kangaroo get arrested? He was carrying a pouch full of stolen vegemite.

I hope you enjoyed these silly Australian dad jokes!

These are just a few examples, but there are many more funny Aussie dad jokes out there. So get creative and find the perfect one for your dad. And don't forget to order him a funny dad jokes t-shirt. Show your dad how much you love him this Father's Day with a funny Aussie dad joke. Order your funny dad jokes t-shirt today!